HOLY SHIT. That face. So much subject matter. Too much, really. You obviously start with the bitter beer face comparisons, and then you slowly transition into the “Sir, those bags are too large for carry-on, you’re going to have to check them” jokes. I’m sure this guy has heard them all. Probably why he is accused of trying to hatchet his family to death.
Anyway, the man in the mug shot is 63-year-old Noel E. Dawson Jr. And yeah, based solely on his appearance, I would say that his behavior is par for the course.
Via Toledo Blade
Mr. Dawson is accused of chasing a family member Sunday with a hatchet. Prosecutors allege he swung the hatchet at the man, but struck his truck instead — leaving a large dent in the hood, according to a complaint filed in Toledo Municipal Court.
When Mr. Dawson was arrested, he refused to give the officer any of his information and rather just shouted obscenities, court records show.
Killing your family won’t fix your face, Noel.